Silent Hill Wiki:Broken Lock

Welcome to our wonderful town of Silent Hill! You must be here to see our wonderful main attraction, the Broken Lock factory! What? You're not? You're here to find your dead wife and avenge the death of your father? Well after this tour we'll be sure to show you the happy hotel where I'm sure you can do ALL those things. But first, the tour!

The making of Broken Locks inc.
Broken locks are one of Silent Hill's most prominent features, and they can be found in all sorts of places! Here at the Broken Lock co., we take pride in the fact that people, even in places like Shepherd's Glen, are benefiting from our supply of broken locks!

We take perfectly good locks from around our town and smash them into little bits, later breaki- I mean finding perfectly legal ways to enter places like Wood Side Apartments in the middle of the night and replacing the locks so people can't open doors to places they need to go.

What's that?

What if someone has to escape some sort of monster and the broken lock costs them their life? Don't be silly! Everyone knows monsters don't exist! The little girl swears by it!

Our valued employees

 * Pyramid Head - Official lock breaker, a little obsessive about his standard lock breaking equipment.
 * Mira - CEO of the Broken Lock inc. and safety engineer.
 * Some Smelly Guy - I don't know who he is, but he sells us some great fish while wearing some spectacular boxers!
 * Ralph - Also moonlights as a mall Santa.
 * Murphy Pendleton - You will often see him running around town with a wrench or similar metal weapon, smashing locks and breaking down boarded up doors while talking to himself compulsively. Oh, he also pulls down your apartment ladders!
 * Travis Grady - The truck driver that brings in our locks for testing. As well, he loves to show off his fabulous buffness by carrying televisions, typewriters, filing cabinets, and even jugs of booze in his pockets all at once and throwing them at everything!
 * Some angry inmate that breaks down prison doors and takes his dogs for walks in the afternoon.

Other things we do

 * As well as broken locks, we at Broken Lock co. provide shotgun shells in mental patient rooms, as well as handgun bullets in children's classrooms upon request! Need some firearm ammunition? We'll leave it out on the street for ya!
 * Also, remember to look into our business about rewiring radios to play static and putting them in inconvenient places! It's not very profitable, but it sure is demanding work... what? Why would we do something like that? We just snorted a whole bunch of white stuff!
 * Sometimes we like to dress up in mannequin outfits and run around in the middle of the street, or have our beloved employees throw us over roadside railings while in costume! We also put mannequin parts in random places we've been. What? It relaxes me.
 * On another note, do you know anything about that creepy homeless guy and his friends who always hang out around the building? He keeps saying my office is his mama.
 * We have large supplies of firearms available for you to pick up anywhere, any time! We leave rifles in schools and plant pistols from our kind alien friends in apartments and malls!
 * We round up escaped convicts and thrust justice upon them, in a number of lovingly gory ways!
 * Blow up roads around town to trap the inhabitants. What? That's illegal? Pfft! Who cares?
 * Endeavor to find the science behind how an absolutely, incredibly fine rock could've ever possibly come into existence. Mother Nature cannot create such a marvel all alone! One staff member in particular has developed a possibly dangerous fetish with the subject, though... but she'll be okay! That truck driver imports great surgical instruments so we can preform a lobotomy if it gets severe enough!

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