User:Pyronix337



Hello. My name is Zach. I have a fro; it is awesome. I am a college student living in Austin, since I attend the University of Texas there. My major is Computer Science so I am good with coding and I'd be glad to help anybody with some HTML or WTML. I spend most my day working or going to school, but you will often see me online in the evenings, especially when my girlfriend is online (aka ManicShorty), cuz she is the freakin' most awesome girlfriend on the planet, and I love the crap out of her, 'nuff said.

I'm the owner of a machinima production company called SpiderByte Productions, and although I haven't made any videos in quite a while, I still have my old machinimas I uploaded back when I was in high school. I also play the guitar. Correction, I also shread the guitar with my legendary pick of the divine.

Anyway, if you see ever see me online, feel free to say hi, although I will probably reply with some sarcastic retort about your mom, but don't worry, it's all in good fun. I'm generally a nice person. Generally.


 * puts on epic sunglasses

It's time to rock n roll.

My friends on the Wiki
Sorry if you didn't get on the list, it definitely wasn't intentional, I wrote this in kind of a hurry, so let me know with angry vengeance and threaten to kill my family and I will put you on here. Mmmkay? Mmmkay
 * Hallie:  Of course Hallie is number one. She is my best friend and I love her and I know she would do anything for me, as I would for her. Spoiler alert, we fight together, so pick your battles wisely. We're basicaly an unstoppable duo of love, so be prepared!
 * Emmy: Her and I share similar blood because of our German descent so naturally her and I feel a connection to exterminate minorities and take over the world. She's funny to talk to you, and you may also know her as the Flan Lord, but you have to be a proper rank to use that term.
 * Jess: Uh... she's Australian? She has a statue of Steve Irwin in her backyard I think, but anyway, she's pretty cool. She doesn't say a lot, but when she does, it's kinda like everybody shuts up and listens, lol.
 * Lucas: Hell yeah, he's my Guns n Roses buddy. We like a lot of the same music and he's a pretty chill dude to talk to you, so that's pretty awesome
 * Jo: He said I was good at guitar so naturally he is awesome. He's pretty interesting and he definitely has the troll art mastered, so that's always a plus
 * Ari: I know her as the protector of the chat. She keeps the rest of us in line (which sometimes, admittably, we probably need it), and she is a very welcoming and logical person, so definitely somebody to say hello to
 * Chris: Ah yes, Chris. What to say, what to say. Chris' attitude is very distinct. He definitely keeps things interesting though. Sometimes unexpectedly.
 * Rob: Lol, he's a brit, so he only gets on the chat in between breaks of crumpets and tea, and taking a stroll through platform 9 and 3/4. He's a pretty funny guy, and I like his sense of humor.
 * Wes: Probably one of the first people I met on the wiki. He's an interesting guy, and gives some pretty lulzy advice, so I would listen to him.