Day Trippers

Day Trippers are a series of echo messages that Harry Mason receives in Lakeside Amusement Park and the surrounding areas. They vary depending on the player's Psych Profile.

Variation 1:
Man: Place hasn't changed a bit. Woman: Unlike us. Little girl: Have you SEEN the lake? C'mon, let's go! Man: She's got the right idea. Let's just go with the flow. We're on vacation. Hey, wait up!
 * Woman: Here, finally.

Variation 2:
Woman: Glad to. Little girl: Hey, look at the lake! Dad, I bet you could go fishing there. Mom, you could take some pictures! Man: Fishing? Now you're talking! Come here and I'll use you for bait! The fish here like little girls!
 * Man: We're here now. Let's try and enjoy ourselves!

Variation 3:
Man: Hey, take it easy. We're here now. Little girl: Hey, stop chit chatting! We're here! Let's go get some FOOD! Woman: Food. What kind of food? Man: Chili dogs! Little girl: Gross!
 * Woman: You can be such an asshole sometimes.

Variation 4:
Little girl: Yeah! Let's explore! Let's have fun! Man: Fun, I can do that. Woman: So we've heard. Hey, wait up!
 * Woman: We're here now. So let's enjoy ourselves.

Variation 1:
Man: It's not ruined. We're just glad you're safe. Woman: Those swans pack a mean peck. Little girl: They do? Man: Yeah, like this!
 * Little girl: I'm sorry. I ruined your ride. I'm sorry if I ruined everything.

Variation 2:
Little girl: I wanted to watch you being happy. Man: Do we look happy? Woman: Let's go. I don't know why you're mad at HER.
 * Man: What the hell did you think you were doing?

Variation 3:
Little girl: I wanted to see the swans. Wanted to see if they were real. Woman: It's a ride. They're not... Come on, let's go. Man: Hey, is that candy?
 * Man: What were you thinking?

Variation 1:
Woman: You were a good date. It was easy to be happy back then. Man: How about a kiss for old times sake? for old time's sake... Man on speakerphone: Please remain inside your carriage. The ride has been temporarily closed due to a guest in the tunnel. Woman: That ruined it. Man: Since when did a little privacy ruin a kiss?
 * Man: I remember that first date so clearly. It was fun.

Variation 2:
Man: It was so exciting... Woman: You were pretty forward, back then. A real animal. Man: Oh, I still am. Give me a kiss. Woman: Hey, this I like! Man on speakerphone: Please remain inside your carriage. This ride has been temporarily halted due to a guest in the tunnel. Man: What the hell. Woman: Come on, animal. I'm still waiting for that kiss.
 * Woman: This brings back memories. Our first date.

Variation 3:
Woman: Remember the date? You were so quiet. Man: I was nervous! I'd drank half my dad's liquor cabinet to relax myself. Woman: Wasn't the last time a date started with you dead drunk. Man: Sorry. So would it be too pushy to ask for a kiss? Woman: Since you were such a gentleman, I don't see why not. Man on speakerphone: Please remain inside your carriage. This ride has been temporarily halted due to a guest in the tunnel. Man: What? They want us to stay put? Is it safe? Woman: I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up.
 * Man: I swear these swans are the same ones.

Variation 4:
Woman: You were a horny young man. Man: Like you weren't. Woman: I was young. Lots of energy. Man: Let's be young again. Woman: Here!? Man on speakerphone: Please remain inside your carriage. This ride has been temporarily halted due to a guest in the tunnel. Woman: Lights out. You'll have to use your hands to find your way. Man: Shame. I prefer to see what I'm getting into...
 * Man: Feels like a long time ago. Our first date.

Dragon Transcript
This message is found at the cutout board in the amusement park, seen in the intro video.

Variation 1:
Man: It was going to eat the princess. Little girl: Maybe he was hungry. Maybe she was a BAD princess. Man: Knights save princesses. That's how it works. Little girl: I guess.
 * Little girl: Why does he have to KILL the dragon?

Variation 2:
Little girl: Dad... Man: That ferocious dragon... you were almost consumed. Such a hideous beast. Little girl: Dad, it's just a painting. It's not real. Stop being silly! Woman: You embarrassing your daughter again?
 * Man: M' lady. I hope you are unharmed from your brush with death.

Variation 3:
Man: All in a day's work. Little girl: What can I give you as a reward? Man: This one's on the house. All part of the job. Little girl: I insist. How about some gold? A castle? Man: What about that last bit of candy you've been hiding away? I'll take that over the gold. Little girl: My candy? No way! What kind of knight are you?
 * Little girl: Thank you for saving me from the dragon, Sir Knight!